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So "beautiful"
Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Imagine you're a visitor to Penang. You have been driving for hours, all the way from Johor/Perak/K.L. You feel tired and sleepy, just wanting to reach your destination to get some rest. Not long after passing the Penang Bridge, you notice some odd lightings in the form of giant silinders at a roundabout nearby.

No, there's nothing wrong with your eyes. This really EXISTS.

How are you going to react to this sight? Some probable responses from drivers could be as follows:

a) Cover eyes and shout in hokkien, "Argh, ma chao hai! Wa eh bat jiu arhhh~!

b) Stop the car, take a picture of it and laugh and laugh and laugh.

c) Stare, stare, stare ..........CRASH~!

Seriously, I have no idea how such project could be approved by the government. I heard that those standing kuku chiaos monuments cost several hundred thousands of ringgit. Look guys, this is what the government did with the money we paid for tax!! How wonderful. 'Bagus'! 'SYABAS'!! *Claps claps claps claps* Good job! Malaysia really 'boleh'!

When it was still under construction, I expected it to be half decent with a bit of lameness. But this is just so freakin' ridiculous. Heck, the roundabout looked even better before they planted the laughing stock there. If they can come up with something like that as a beautification project, why didn't they think of putting a giant mosquito repeller there?? Sure it will look odd too, but at least it will be USEFUL. Think of the thousands of dengue carrier flocking to the tempting light and got their asses zapped. Think of all those Shieldtox/Ridsect's that the govt. could save us and letting us spend that money on something else.

This will no doubt have all the eyes around the world on Penang. Tourists will come and snap pictures of this masterpiece of shit and would probably show to everyone and have a good laugh about it, like what I'm doing now. AHAHAHAHAH!

KNN~ Those silinders would have looked more interesting if they were transparent and contain some baboons, so we could see them fuck mate in public when they get horny. Hmm, now wouldn't that be steamy? *LoL*

Beautification my A$$~!


Yours Truly
the piggy one

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