For now, I just wanna blog about the breast augmentation or enlargement, whichever is deemed offensive to you ladies out there. *LoL* As far as I know, these surgeries cost you a fortune and it's usually painful. A price you have to pay to look and feel good? Well, personally I don't think so. There are actually more shitty things that you have to deal with after you had a boob job done.
"Breast augmentation is one of the most frequently requested surgeries. Implants are inserted behind the breast tissue of each breast or behind the pectoralis major muscle thereby increasing the size of the breast. Silicone implants are made of thick material and filled with either saline or an antibiotic solution during the operation".
I'm not a person who is good with numbers and scientific names so I won't say much about the facts and risks of having such surgery. Instead, let's talk about its consequenses. So, what do you get out of this "self-improvement"? You get more attention on you when you appear in public. Both men and women will be seen turning heads as you waltzed down the street. Bear in mind that we're in Asia. Any lady in a cleavage baring dress is bound to have countless pairs of eyes oogling at your pair of assets as though they've just seen two bulging oranges gold in colour. The level of awareness that you create could be less significant if you're just in a t-shirt but nevertheless, you're still eye-catching with those "modified headlights". Imagine how many ah kua's (transexuals) will be jealous of you and envy your assets when you walk along Penang Road. That's not something you ought to be proud of because you will be making more enemies. Those haters stalk you and knock you unconscious, stabbing repeatedly on your melons like minced pork. Now imagine THAT! Scary huh? ^_^
Another bad after-surgery effect is the sleeping difficulty that you'll be having. No, not insomnia la~ Imagine the discomfort you would be feeling when laying down on the bed. It would feel like one side of your chest is pulling you to position yourself sideway and vice versa since you added extra weight into them. You also can't sleep on your tummy anymore, because that will cause some unwanted "leakages" on your chest. But that's highly unlikely since the man sleeping beside will use it as an alternative to pillows. *LoL* Well at least that's the positive side of having your boobs enhanced. Plus you'll never have to worry about falling off your bed when there's a man
Difficulty in your routine workout. Doing aerobics and other forms of excercise will still be possible. But will take some time to adjust to it. Why? Take jogging for example. You used to jog alone around the neighbourhood and along the field where the elderly people and children go to go about their daily activities. Now that you are slightly 'enhanced', all of a sudden you notice those fat as well as skinny bald ah pek (old men) jogging around too. Wherever you jog to, they can be seen just around the corner. What a "coinsidence"~! Look at them, jogging past you and greet you while baring their fake teeth. But you can't blame them ma. Your boobs are also F.A.K.E! *LoL* Not only that, you could only do three rounds of jogging around the park instead of the usual seven. That's because you have those extra burden that you carry around on your chest. Sigh, you suddenly feel that the gravity is not the same anymore. It makes you feel that you're fat. But I think that only applies on dumb blondes.
New set of lingeries, particularly bras are also necessary since those enhanced "assets" can no longer fit into them. Even if they could, it won't withstand the bulging effect for long. Time will tell. Sooner or later there will only be D cups and F cup sized bras & bikinis hanging in your closet.
I really have nothing against this form of self-enhancement. But I'm also a person who prefers the natural/original/real thing..... honestly~
She is just a victim of jealousy :-DAs fake as it may be, there will always be compliments and criticisms. There will be more bimbos in the future trying to emulate Pamela Anderson. More Playboy bunnies will be bred endlessly. Pornstars come and go but boobs enhancement will always be here to stay. It's either love it or hate it for the ladies. Hate it 'cause envious of women who had boob jobs done usually get the attention. Love it 'cause you'll have boobs bigger than your brain have a boosted self confidence and you're guaranteed to be in the spotlight wherever you may be. Heck, you can even float in the sea effortlessly in case of a possible Tsunami in the future. In the end, I really hope that more women won't opt for this method of beautifying one's own self because "beauty is only skin deep". What matters is the beauty within the heart, not within the fake plastic mangos implants.
p.s. - Just my imagination and theories :-P If you need to read the facts and risks, find it at Yahoo. If you need a discount on this surgery, go suck off your doctor.
p.s. - Just my imagination and theories :-P If you need to read the facts and risks, find it at Yahoo. If you need a discount on this surgery, go suck off your doctor.
