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Why I don't wanna register an account in friendster?
Friday, September 09, 2005

It's been so many fuckin times people around me asked me to sign up in friendster so that I can see pictures of pretty girls, keep in touch with friends and some said will write a NICE testimonial for me. Please la~. As long as I'm being nice to people and people being nice to me in return, I don't need to read NICE things about me. I can live without those lame compliments from unknown 'lala mui' and 'lala zhai'.

Another thing is ar... IF I do sign up for friendster, I would be doing those spammers a favour and opened a new portal to make my cyber life more miserable. How?! Okay, these are the group of retards immature nobodies who like to forward trash so much that they don't realise that they could be pissing off people in the community and making more enemies instead of FRIENDS. Even though I may not have an account in friendster, but I know what it feels like to receive brain damaging forwarded messages because it is VERY common and happens often. So often that the purpose of an email is clouded by 10 year old kids who think forwarding chain mails is a cool and WISE thing to do.

Coming back to friendster. So the trend that has started some time ag
o is similar to that of the FWD messages in emails. One of the types of forwarded messages goes like this: "Hey there, this is a friendship rose/star/badge/shit. You have been tagged and you have another # of hours/days to pass this to your friends to see how many passes it back to you. Those who pass back to you are your true friends ^_^." LANCHIAO~! Do you actually expect me, the one and only Ah Wei Koh to follow that kiddy instruction just to see who my real friends are? Screw you! So what if I don't forward that message?! I will be called unfriendly? Lone ranger? 'Lan Si'? Also, there are forwarded messages that goes: "This bald kid is dying of malnutrition/cancer/tumour/AIDS, please forward this to your friends and pass it around. If you just delete it you have no heart. TIU~! You have too much spare time and nothing to do so you start sending me stuff to make me feel guilty?? Guess what? I JUST DELETED THE MESSAGE WITHOUT FORWARDING TO A SINGLE PERSON & LAUGHED!!. Yes, I am cruel. But hey, I'm not the one who caused the victims' plight okay? If I want to sincerely help the victims I would be out there handing out donations.

Apart from that, FRIENDSTER and other online communities that (con)nects people have loads of pathetic dumba$$es who like to type in languages that they think is so 'cool'. Examples are "Hey, I'm so boringz... wanna chit chatz?", "Wat r ur favoritez moviez?", "Haihzz, so sienzz." and many more. Oh wait. There are also those who like to add an 'S' to words that don't need it. For examples, "mans", "waters", "rainbows" and "moneys".

Moving on. One other thing that I found really really amusing and stupid is the knack of some users to COLLECT as many friends as possible. By this I mean adding as many pigs, cows, buffaloes friends as possible just to fill up an account and end up having multiple accounts. When I was exploring the friendster community with my friend's account, I was dumbfucked to see people having 7 to 8 accounts. Each can only be filled up with a few hundreds. Hmm... obssession? Perhaps. Stupidity? Yes.

omg.. it's ..it's.. OSAMA..*LoL*

Therefore I conclude that FRIENDSTER and other online communities are just a breeding test lab to determine the categories of morons who are yet to have pubic hair grown on their body. In order to be fair and reasonable to friendster users, I've even searched for bloggers who would blog about their experience in using friendster to back my claims. And I found one ;-)

Idiotic side of Friendster<--Click Me

p.s - I have many friends who use friendster and I have nothing against that online community. Just felt like giving the lame kids in friendster a piece of my mind. I still love my friends, really. Honestly. Sincerely ^_^"

To those Malaysian kids out there who are using friendster in a lame way, YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON THE STANDARD OF ENGLISH IN OUR COUNTRY IS DETERIORATING!


Yours Truly
the piggy one

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