There's always a first for everything. And so this was my first trip to Malacca (Melaka).

"Welcome to Malacca"

What the hell is that sohai looking at behind me? Feels so insecure with my ass.

Freakin' HoOot...

The "ejaculation" of Malacca *LoL*

Seriously, I dunno what the heck he's smiling at either..

It roughly tells you how I look like waking up on Mondays.. Hehe..

Souvenir shop at Jonker Street...

Samurai swords or just 'parangs', I dunno... Plan to get one but I don't have anyone to kill...yet.

Tee Hee~ Oh my fookin' gawd I look like a damn sissy.
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My Malacca tour guide :-P

Snap shots of a coffee shop at Jonker Street..

Dust collectors..

I didn't believe what I read at first glance...

...but in the end I did..

that's me waiting for the food...

"Baba Laksa" & "yong tau foo"....

"Chendol" with "gula Melaka" :-P

Long ago a sultan came to the shores of Malacca & stepped on a pile of poo from a "Kancil" and cursed "celaka".. therefore it was named "Melaka".. LoL~ Kidding..